Showing posts with label alligator moat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alligator moat. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

feeling safer, already

Illegal immigrant working inside nuke plant arrested - KVOA.com - Tucson, Arizona
According to Sheriff Arpaio, Cruz tried to gain access to the Nuclear power plant on Monday but was denied entrance because his Mexican Driver's license was expired.

He then returned on Tuesday, this time as a passenger in a contractor's vehicle. Cruz presented an Arizona Identification card and was permitted into the facility. When plant authorities more carefully examined the card some time later, officials thought it may be illegitimate and contacted the Sheriff's Office.

Palo Verde Nuclear Power Plant officials say that the illegal immigrant was never allowed into any secure areas or into the plant itself. They say he was simply on company property in an administrative area.

Hezbollah Hooks Up With Mexican Drug Cartels
Islamic terrorist groups are setting up shop in Mexico and forming alarming ties with the country's brutal drug cartels, according to a 2010 internal memo from the Tucson Police Department.

we have nothing to fear but fear, itself... that and terrorists infiltrating nuclear power plants with fake identification given to them by Mexican drug-lords... but other than that, nothing to fear.

anybody know where we can find an alligator moat?

Friday, May 13, 2011

uh-oh, here comes a flock of waa waas

no, not that Joe Walsh...
Joe Walsh Sends Letter to President Obama in Reaction to Immigration Speech in El Paso

Obama's original (sarcastic) comment about US border control:
They’ll say we need to triple the border patrol. Or quadruple the border patrol. They’ll say we need a higher fence to support reform.
Maybe they’ll say we need a moat. Or alligators in the moat.
- President Obama, May 10, 2011

Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill) has a serious (if snarky) reply:
I actually think a moat might be a very good idea and I’m wondering how many alligators it would take to secure the entire boarder. Again, I don’t know if you were serious, but what I do know is that much of your behavior toward securing the border and enforcing our immigration laws hasn’t been serious thus far.

And if it would take introducing legislation to build a moat with alligators in order to secure our borders to get you to be serious on the topic – I’m game.

Respectfully,
Representative Joe Walsh
Illinois 08